SECCOLATA NATION WE ARE SO UP!

WHAT THE HELL IS A 'SECCOLATA'??????

seccolata is a slash ship between secco and cioccolata from jojo's bizarre adventure. they are members of la unita speciale and work as weird freaky pseudo-assassins who murder people. cioccolata is a weird creepy doctor who tells people to kill themselves (he's the one with the freaky green hair!!!!) and secco is his human dog who is totally just using him for the money. this ship is considered semi-canon as their interactions in canon are very sexual and cioccolata seems to love secco a lot, although their relationship is never confirmed as romantic or sexual. it is one of the only good vento aureo ships IN MY OPINION!!!